It’s that time again, boys and girls.
“Look deep into my eyes. You like using Wikipedia, don’t you? You like having free access to a large database of peer reviewed, Creative Commons licensed information. You are feeling generous. Stay with my gaze. That guy from Google just gave us half a million like it was nothing. What have you done to give back lately? $5. That’s all I’m asking for. How many homeless people have you given a dollar to before? By giving Wikipedia just $5, you will not just be giving a man a fish, but potentially teaching him to fish, assuming he is fishing for Georges Bernardi. Thanks random button. You like that random button? It’s nice isn’t it. Without it I would have had to put some sort of effort into what said man might have been fishing for. That services alone is probably worth five bucks I bet. Do not stray from my eyes. Reach into your pocket. Pull out your credit card! Send $5, $10, $20, $100 or… dare I say? Other! Yes. YEEEEEEES!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAH!!!”