The vodka made it a bit challenging, but with the help of @BLCKMSSH we were able to get an exlusive interview with Vince in the Bay. These answers may not be 100% accurate, but I could have told you they were and you’d never know so why don’t you stfu about it like you knew the difference between a Hitler and Mandela quote, bitch!
GP: Which bay are you in?
Vince: I’m in the San Francisco Bay Area. How many other bays are there? Tampa Bay? Green Bay? Come on!
GP: Where do you stand on file-sharing?
Vince: I have no problem with file-sharing. It’s sharing. I share things with people all the time. I don’t have any problem with people sharing anything as long as you’re not making any money off of it. I think the moment you’re making money off of somebody else’s work, I have a problem with it. Otherwise no problem.
GP: Where do you stand on prostate massages?
Vince: I would love to have a prostate massage. I haven’t had anything close to it done other than what I’ve done myself, but I would love to have a prostate massage.
Black Messiah: How many of your neighbors are black and how has that affected property values?
Vince: Currently, the neighborhood I live in is kind of a yuppy neighborhood. A lot of the people are kind of tech people who have just started a new family. Some of them are black, but not a lot.
Black Messiah: Is it true you are a descendant of Hitler?
Vince: No. There’s no truth to that. I may be related to Benito Mussolini, but I think I’m more of a kindred spirit.
Black Messiah: Where do you stand on niggers?
Vince: I love niggers. I assume you mean black people. I have a lot of black friends. I am from a cultural diverse community, if you will. I’ve actually made love to several negros. I would say 3 out of the last 5 I’ve hooked up with have been black.
Black Messiah: Who is your favorite black rappers and do you like fried chicken?
Vince: The blacks pretty much invented the rap industry. The industry itself is run by Jews. The fried chicken? I think the blacks single handedly keep the fried chicken industry in business.
Black Messiah: Is is true you are the leader of the group known as #PayPal14?
Vince: No, I am the fluffer for the #PayPal14. I provide sexual favors for the members as a form of support for their struggle in their oppression from the US gov’t.
Black Messiah: Ass or titties?
Vince: Tits. I am for boobs all the way. Except any weird boobs that are in ibot’s fap folder.
Black Messiah: Are the rumors true that you were responsible for bot the Steubinville rapes and Sandy Hook?
Vince: I cannot take credit for any of those. I’m sorry.
Black Messiah: Vince, were you at PETA when they were doing the KFC crutly campaign?
Vince: I made a video, which I think might still be up… No I did a McDonald’s video. My bad. But they alwas have KFC stuff going on. http://www.peta.org/videos/mccruelty-im-hatin-it/
GP: What do you think of Phoenix theater in Petaluma?
Vince: Unfortunately, I’ve never been to the theater. I know a lot of artist have been there. I know it’s one of the big, iconic sweet spots. I haven’t been there yet. I want to tho.
Black Messiah: Is Black Messiah your oldest living relative?
Vince: That’s you actually asking the question, Black Messiah. No.
Black Messiah: Who is your favorite rapper and why is it Black Messiah?
Vince: No, it is not the Black Messiah. We’ve already gone over this. My favorite black is Rakim. Hands down the best MC ever.